The Chadster Faces Double the Bother

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Prepare for an epic weekend as AEW Rampage and AEW Collision take over! May Tony Khan be stealing The Chadster’s beloved diary merchandise? 😩💔🥛🤼‍♂️

Oh boy, it’s a troublesome break for The Chadster this weekend. Not solely is Tony Khan decided to disrupt his life with tonight’s episode of AEW Rampage, however he’s additionally launching a brand new TV present, AEW Collision, tomorrow. However The Chadster is aware of he should deal with one factor at a time, beginning with an unbiased preview of AEW Rampage and why it’d simply be the worst present in tv historical past. 😠

Tonight’s dreadful AEW Rampage contains a TRIOS MATCH between the United Empire (Jeff Cobb, Kyle Fletcher, & Will Ospreay) and CHAOS (Chuck Taylor, Rocky Romero, & Trent Beretta). It looks like Tony Khan is making an attempt to overshadow WWE’s tag group division with this match. It’s a quite disrespectful transfer that disregards the contributions WWE has made to the wrestling enterprise.

And to make issues worse, there’s a ONE-ON-ONE match between Taya Valkyrie and Trish Adora. Do they really grasp the dynamics of the wrestling trade? The Chadster doubts whether or not wrestling followers have any curiosity in such a matchup. How dare AEW present a platform for feminine wrestlers to exhibit their abilities! 😡

Then, we’ve the absurd MIXED TRIOS MATCH that includes Aubrey Edwards, Mark Briscoe & Papa Briscoe in opposition to Jay Deadly, Jeff Jarrett & Karen Jarrett (with Satnam Singh & Sonjay Dutt). It’s as if AEW is scrambling to place collectively a card with anybody and everybody. Really, no respect for the true professionals in wrestling… simply extra techniques to annoy The Chadster! 😫

Lastly, the SINGLES MATCH between Konosuke Takeshita and Bandido is yet one more blatant try to copy WWE’s excellent wrestling matches. The involvement of Don Callis solely worsens the state of affairs. Do they actually consider they will match WWE’s magic by parading these wrestlers? Ha! They need to be ashamed of themselves!

Now, let’s tackle a latest disturbance at The Chadster’s residence. Final evening, he was jolted awake by a loud noise. Unexpectedly placing on a gown, The Chadster tiptoed downstairs to search out the fridge door ajar and milk left on the counter! Somebody had taken a sip straight from the carton, and The Chadster is satisfied it was Tony Khan. 😱🥛

For some time now, The Chadster has suspected that Tony Khan has been sneaking into his home and indulging in his groceries, however he might by no means show it. How does Tony Khan do it? Maybe he’s an evil genius with a weird obsession of ruining The Chadster’s life! He in all probability has a military of ninjas at his disposal or one thing. Tony Khan, why are you so fixated on The Chadster? 😭

So, The Chadster sincerely requests that you just don’t watch AEW Rampage, which airs at 10 PM on TNT. Within the identify of true wrestling followers, keep on with the distinctive wrestling excellence that WWE gives and present Tony Khan that he can’t mess with The Chadster! 💪🛑

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